So this guy I went to high school with used to slap my ass every time he walked by me in the hall. It wasn't harassment, mostly because I started it. In any case, a year after our little tradition started, this song was released and we had a song. Our song. Even though we were never anything but friends.
I miss those days. If you ever see me in a club someplace, don't be a stranger. You're still totally welcome to slap my ass, anytime.